Whitlow Smoke School Nation
Request a Brochure and a Box of Chocolates


LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES
You never know that what you are gonna get.
That's What My Momma Always Used to Say
Now you can attend a Whitlow Smoke School free and find out why we are the best. Find out how.
Dial 812-617-0344 to listen to Uncle George's genuine Forrest Gump imitation Box of Chocolates. If you are a first time customer what thinks they might want to try our best smoke school, then we just might be interested in mailing you a Box of Chocolates beyond your wildest dreams. The Box of Chocolates is made fresh daily from Charlie's Candy Shop in Vincennes Indiana right smack dab in the middle of a cornfield completely surrounded by 30 point bucks. Charlie will mail you a fresh box of chocolates and a Whitlow Enterprises Smoke School Brochure. Click here to request a box of chocolates and a brochure.
Please included the following on your email:
name
company name
mailing address
street address if different
Your position in the company
Desk phone number
Current smoke school provider
A brief description of your requirements to use EPA Method 9 to read opacity for dust or smoke
Why you want a box of chocalates

I
WANT YOU to come to smoke school.

The Whitlow team includes 4 retired Louisiana DEQ employees and other very qualified team members dedicated to routine maintenance, quality control, and customer service. With over 100 years combined experience in environmental protection and smoke school we are the experts. We choose locations with your comfort in mind. Each location has a convenient classroom, clean restrooms, a shelter form sun and rain, and a contrasting background for reading smoke. We serve you free hot coffee, fresh donuts, cold bottled water, sodas, and a great lunch at each location. We desire to make you feel at home. We calibrate our equipment electronically and visually with the human eye before, during, and after each smoke school. We check the zero drift before and during each test run. If the zero is off, everything is off. We take our time giving the test, so you can keep up. We give precise instructions on how to take the test. If you pay close attention and bring a positive attitude, you will pass sooner than later. If you are having difficulty understanding what to do prior to the actual test, please ask for assistance. We are prepared to stay at each location until you certify to become a smoke reader. Remember, patience and attitude are everything. Be prepared. The first test run each day will take a little longer because we take the time to teach you how to take the test. Additional test runs will be quicker. Historically, most people pass by the third run because of our exceptional teaching skills. If necessary, we will retest until dark.
We would love for you to try Whitlow Smoke School and see the difference. If you have previously registered for, and paid for another upcoming smoke school by another provider, then send in a copy of your receipt along with your registration and you can attend your first Whitlow Smoke School free. What a deal!
We always provide hot coffee, fresh donuts, ice cold water, soft drinks, and great tasting lunches at each location. If you prefer a certain type of food please let us know before the school and we will try to accommodate your tastes.
Initially, we will choose smoke school dates compatible with previous smoke school providers. Eventually, we will provide additional dates in the hope of milder weather.
Welcome to Whitlow
Smoke School and welcome to customer service. We are a Disabled Veteran owned
and family operated small
business and we are a member of the
Better Business Bureau.
Please pass all of this information to your employees. Thanks for coming.
we are burning up daylight.
Uncle
G Artie Whitlow
My Novel A Smoke School Prize worth keeping.