It ain't over until the fat cat sings

Elvis and
Me 4th of July at Forsythe Park By George Artie (Butch) Whitlow June
27, 2011
Hello,
my name is Butch Whitlow and I am a
Baby Boomer. That is me,
the lefty on the right. I was born on November 4, 1948 in
Monroe, Louisiana and I am 63 years old. Life today is nothing like it was back
then. I played Little League Baseball in Bendel Stadium at
Forsythe Park from
1957 till
the summer of 61. I wrote a novel Blue Bayou Days, the Summer of 61
based on my formative Little League years with the Monroe Police Team. In the
novel I call it McNulty Park on McNulty Bayou which is based on a combination of
Southside Little League Park and Bendel Stadium. Daddy, George Wesley Whitlow
was a motorcycle policeman and he was our head coach. He coached with his Harley
Davidson 3 wheeler close by so he could hear the squawk of the police radio
dispatcher down at the policeman’s station. He coached with his police uniform
including leather holster and 38 Smith and Wesson with the pearl handles. I can
still hear the leather creaking today and smell the Old Spice. I still use Old
Spice today. I can still hear his voice , “Line up Girls, we are going to have a
tea party. We all dreaded tea parties. We lined up along the third base line and
sprinted to the outfield fence. Danny Daniel and I always tied for last place.
Johnny Rietsell was always first. Johnny was always the leadoff batter, because
he always got on base by walking, getting hit, or bunting. He was a very small
target and I hated pitching to him in batting practice. He was as fast as
greased lightning and if we did not bat him around very quickly, he stole all of
the bases including home plate. 
We had
several assistant coaches including Dickey Shoemaker, Scotty Daniels, and Hilton
Roberts. Scotty was Danny and John’s father. Scotty lived across the street from
Neville High School football practice field. Years later I would watch daddy
drive his Harley in Daniel’s front yard and sit on the porch drinking coffee
with Scotty and Watching us practice. At first Scotty worked the printing press
at the Monroe News Star paper. Then he opened a printing business which John and
Danny operate on Forsythe Boulevard down the road from the park and Neville.
Daniel Printing handles all of the printing needs for my small business
Whitlow Enterprises.
Scotty ended up coaching the police team for more than 40 years. John and Danny
played 3rd base and 1st base. Scotty always sang the song
Hello Mary Lou Goodbye Heart. He always had that Tom Landry look and never got
mad or raised his voice. Scotty Campbell was our home run slugger. All the rest
of us had real cotton red uniforms, but Scotty was too large for the pants.
Daddy got him pin striped white pants from the Shreveport Captains minor league
team. Once Scotty hit a grand slam home run while I was on second base. The ball
went out of sight 100 feet above the centerfield fence and hit a golfer standing
by the flag pole on the 10th hole. Dickey was the batting coach and
he had the attitude and the voice that carried. Coach Roberts was our pitching
coach and he took me under his wings. He was white headed and a retired United
States Navy ship captain. Hilton built a house that looked exactly like a naval
ship including port holes for windows. Hilton was a pitcher and a scout for the
Houston Astros. Hilton’s son Hilton JR was one of our best pitchers. We made an
unbeatable combination on the mound. I threw natural left-handed sliders, spit
balls, knuckle balls, curve balls, beam balls, changeups, fast balls and other
trash. I once struck out Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris, Oh sorry that was in the
novel. I would often beam hit a few
kids just to let them know the fear of God. I often struck out entire teams. In
the novel I continued my dream followed it and ended up pitching for the New
York Yankees.
A few years
later Coach Hilton Roberts almost led my kid brother John Roderick Whitlow
(Ricky) to live the dream of catching for the
Houston Astros. After daddy
retired from policing, he moved to
Columbia, Louisiana where Ricky attended
Caldwell Parish High School Spartans and caught baseball and played fullback on
the football team. The Astros sent him an invitation to attend spring training
as a catcher. He was a power hitter with several homeruns and a great batting
average. After spring training the
Astros asked him to accept a scholarship for Oklahoma State University Sooners
and come back after 4 years of college baseball for a million dollar contract.
Amazingly Ricky refused the scholarship because his girl friend wanted to go to
Northwestern. Ricky took a student job as water boy for the football team. He
intended to play baseball as a walk on, but the football coach refused to let
him miss spring training. He broke up with his girl friend and walked in Daddy’s
footsteps as a Baton Rouge motorcycle cop and coached Little League in Walker,
Louisiana for 20 years. That was as close as he ever got to that million dollar
catching job for the Astos.
Back in
those days the entire city of Monroe revolved around Forsythe Park. The golf
course, Bendel
stadium,bicycle1.jpg the city swimming pool, American Legion and the show
boat and house boats along the Ouachita River were the dominant attractions. In
the summer of 63 at age 14, I took my first job and although it was a summer job
and I only made $4 per hour, I swear it was my best job ever. Officially on
paper I was the grounds keeper at Bendel Stadium.
We lived on Emerson Ave and I rode my bicycle to work and arrived around
noon. I started out each day by watering the infield with a water hose, then
raked the infield. If it had been raining, as it did a lot during those years, I
use a hoe and shovel to make drain trenches in the infield. I poured diesel fuel
in the mud holes and burned off the access water. Then I would use a wheel
barrel to haul sand in from the pile outside the 3rd base fence to
fill in the mud holes. We had white fire hydrant hoses along the outfield foul
lines. I had a rolling distributor and spread lime for the infield foul lines
and powered each base with lime to make it show up better. I had a wooden
rectangular box which I laid down to make a pattern for the batters boxes.
After I
finished the grounds keeping part of the job, I cleaned up the restrooms and
setup the concession stand for the volunteer parents to operate during the game.
The ice truck would arrive with ice for the large red Coco Cola ice chest. Then
I would fill the ice chest with all sorts of coke, Chocolate Soldier coke, Big
Orange Crush coke, Barge Root Beer coke. R C coke, what have you coke. They were
all cokes to me. The coke bottles were ice cold and dripping. We poured the
cokes in plastic cups with ice and saved the leftover coke in the bottles for
the next customer. I roasted the first batch of peanuts, then I poured butter
and salt in the popcorn popper, let the butter melt, than poured in the popcorn
kernels, flipped the switch and listened to the machine rotate and saw the hot
popcorn pop out, I can still hear it popping in my mind. And I can still smell
it cooking. I put the wieners on the grill, toasted the buns, loaded up the
concession stand with Cracker Jacks and Hersey’s Chocolate and we were all set.
Take me out to the ball game. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks. I don’t
care if we never get back.
After the
volunteer parents arrived to operate the concession stand, I assumed my normal
favorite position behind the microphone in the press
box, keeping the official
score and announcing the play by play. This is where I learned the gift of the
gab and storytelling and I forgot that I was a shy little boy. I had a great
teacher. For years I had watched Dizzy Dean and Pee Wee Reese my heroes on the
CBS Game of the Week. I became Dizzy Dean. I learned how to slaughter the King’s
English. This really aggravated my teachers at Neville. It aggravates my sweet
wife Angela now but I would not change it for the world. Live with it.
Back in
those days we had the scoreboard in center field with the large numbers that
hung on nails. I always had plenty of volunteer scoreboard operator kids whom
worked for peanuts and free cokes. The past few years I have attended several
Little League Parks with our Son Aaron Cardinal. He has a great arm and he has
pitched. I wish I could teach him some of my secret pitches, but lately he seems
to have lost interest because of school. He was the student of the year last
year at Pine Crest Junior High and he wants to continue in this path. I think he
can do both. I think he has what it takes to pitch for the Saint Louis
Cardinals, his favorite team. I could only write a novel about pitching for the
Yankees. These modern Little League parks have digital score boards and to this
day I have never seen any of them working. They should go back to the hang the
numbers on a nail scoreboard and let the kids volunteer to work for peanuts and
free cokes. They should also go back to fresh roasted peanuts in brown paper
bags instead of the stale plastic packaged peanuts.
I
substituted umpiring if the umpires did not show up for the game. Why do umpires
always turn their back to
the pitcher to brush off home plate? Benny Connor
taught me this lesson in life. Benny was the baseball coach at Neville High
School down the road and he umpired baseball for extra spending change during
the dog days of summer and to scout for future Neville baseball stars. I was in
the press box as usual and Benny was umpiring behind home plate. He called time
out, turned his back to the pitcher, bent over and took out his brush. Then we
all heard it- R-I-P as he ripped his tight black pants from belt to belt. He hid
it with his chest protector and looked up at me. “Butch, come down here and
umpire, because I need to go home and change pants.”
I told him that I had never umpired behind home plate before and he said
to just call it like I saw it. The trouble was that I never saw it. It is hard
to call balls and strikes when your eyes are shut. I closed both eyes as soon as
the ball passed the batter. I would holler out “Strike One!” if it sounded like
a strike. One time when the bases were loaded, I yelled out, “Ball 1, Ball 2,
Ball 3, Ball 4- You’re out!” The coach got really angry and came out after me
with a baseball bat screaming at the top of his voice, “Ball 4 you’re Out!” I
replied nervously that the bases were loaded, there was no where to put him, so
he was out.
I worked
for Jacky Neal and Jack Heskett who were in charge of the Monroe Recreation
Department. Jack would usually show up about the 4th inning and stand
just outside of the 1st base dugout talking to players and parents.
After the game ended, he and I would enter the concession stand where he took
the bag with the money and talk to me like a son as I cleaned up for the next
day. Then he and I would go out and flip the switch for the stadium lights. On
one occasion as he was waiting for me, he noticed an old yellowed motor cycle
calendar on the wall between the concession stand and the ladies restroom. He
moved the calendar and there was a peep hole about the size of a dime. He got
really angry at me and accused me of drilling the hole. I explained that I had
been working there 3 years and had never noticed the hole and I assumed that the
guy before me had drilled it. Not so sure he believed me but it was true. I did
not need a peep hole. The town swimming pool was across the street. The girls in
bikinis were always coming over to help me rake and water the field for free
cokes. I put some Elvis music on the public address system and we danced at work
every day. What a life. Rock and Roll is here to stay.
I started
driving to work when I was 15. At first I had a 57 Chevy Bell Air and later a
1961 Chevy Business Coop that had no back seat. I put
some large speakers back
there and matrices which I used for camping every weekend. I arrived at work
early everyday and I became Elvis Presley. I was 6 foot tall, muscular, dark,
and handsome with my high Choctaw Indian cheekbones. I had natural jet black
hair which greased down with plenty of Vitals'. I wore in duck tails parted on
both sides with a curl down my forehead. I washed and waxed my car every day.
The girls would come over in itsy bitsy tiny winy yellow poke a dot bikinis and
polish the moon hubcaps. I caught several girl friends in this trap. What a
life. I wore black polo shirts, with pockets and the sleeves cut off and a
swimming suit that was usually wet. I wore black and white highly polished
saddle oxfords, and long pink or red knee socks. I knew every Elvis Song by
heart and sang them all of the time. “You Ain’t nothing but a hound dog.” I had
his hip shaking, gyrating, dancing, and strutting down pat. When the ball game
ended we would drive out into Forsythe Park and park under the oak trees, listen
to Elvis, make sparks fly kissing and necking, and talk. Daddy did not totally
trust me so he sent out his men in patrol cars to find me. One night Jerry
Rhoden came out with his headlamps off, pulled up next to me and shined his spot
light into my window. “What in the heck are you up to, Butch?”
“Just
necking.”
“Well get
your neck back in your pants and get the hell out of here.”
A few years
later just before daddy retired, he put an all points bulletin on my car. “Just
pull Butch over and see what he is up to.” In one week they pulled me over 27
times just checking. Most of the time, it was Jerry Rhoden whom had taken a
liking to me. He pulled up behind me, waited patiently until after I had dumped
the 6 pack of Falstaff beer out the rusted out hole in my backseat floorboard.
He did not want to have to explain to his boss about arresting his minor son for
underage drinking. Then he got out of his squad car and shined his ever trusty
spot light into my window. He warned me that daddy was going to retire soon and
my ass belonged to him unless I either quit drinking or get out of town. This
was the main reason I enlisted on the Air Force after I dropped out of Northeast
College. I sorta forgot to attend classes and buy the books. The English
professor DR Rhett Butler did not appreciate my slaughter if the King’s English.
Three years of college shot to hell.
A few years
after the Beatles and Yesterday, I became Ringo Starr. I wore my hair long with
bangs over my eyes, Daddy and Grandpa swore that I would go blind. Daddy
preferred me with a flat top hair cut and kept it that way as long as he could.
Later the US Air Force would give him his wish. “Do you want to keep your
sideburns? Here Catch.”
The
swimming pool at Forsythe Park was always our family favorite. Jack Blanch was
as old as the hills with white hair, permanently wrinkled skin, and sunshine
wrinkled twinkling blue eyes, and skinny, always shirtless with a dark bronze
tan. Jack taught me and the whole town of Monroe how to swim. Momma, Johnny
Clare White Whitlow had been a life guard and hi diver at Minden High School and
Northwestern State College. She was a part of the Olympic Team but she quit
because she was boy crazy and home sick. I still watch some of Daddy’s 35
millimeter home movies of us at the swimming pool and mother hi diving.
Sometimes when we did not notice, he would reverse the film and momma would jump
out of the pool backwards and fly in the air and land on the diving board 15
feet up. She was amazing. My favorite spot in the pool was standing on daddy’s
shoulders under the fountain in the center of the pool. I can still feel the
cold water flowing over me on those long dog days of summer. On the 4th
of July the ice truck would come and place giant ice blocks in the center of the
pool to cool things off. The fire department would also come out in front of the
pool, install fire hoses and turn on the hydrant full blast. We would all shout
for joy and run through the water until it knocked us down.
The entire
town showed up at Forsythe Park on July 4th. We had southern fried
chicken and sandwiches picnics in the park. Some folks brought their ski or
fishing boats to the river while otters partied on their house boats. The
Neville High School Tigers Golden Band from Tiger Land played patriotic songs
all day at the stage for the American Legion Hall. Other bands and artists such
as Elvis and the Uniques from Springhill, Louisiana would also sing and pay
their music there. At 9 PM the Jaycees put on beautiful fireworks shows from a
barge on the Ouachita River. I always met a little touch of sadness on July 4th,
because in August we started 2 a day football practice and soon school would
start. And that is the way it was at Forsythe Park in the long hot dog days of
summer in the 1960s. All of these moments in time are captured in my novel Blue
Bayou Days, the Summer of 61. Be well, do good work, and Stay in Touch. Email me
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