Whitlow Smoke School Nation
Whitlow Private or Open Enrollment On Site Smoke Schools
On-site Smoke Schools at Your Plant Tailored to Your Needs
Whitlow Enterprises Private Smoke Schools
For plants that wish to train at least 20 people
Or open schools in your area
Government Grants-Reimbursement for smoke school and all training fees-Incumbent Worker Training Program IWPT
If your company or plant has never tried Whitlow, New Customer Free Seminar Coupon for one person from your plant. You shall return.
Whitlow does the job right the first time with one day training programs. With over 30 years experience we know smoke school. We work with you until you understand the fundamentals so you can pass the test quickly and get back to work. We teach you the secrets of how to pass the test the first time. You save money by avoiding the waited extra days of training trying to pass the EPA Method 9 Certification Test. We save you money in man hours and hotel rooms. Use the best. We are not the cheapest but we are the best, without a doubt. When you care enough about training & environmental compliance to consider a private smoke school, you should never go with the low bidder. I have been on the road again all of my life. As a 13 year US Air Force veteran, retired Louisiana DEQ inspector, smoke school provider, and state wide chief of maintenance, and a nationwide smoke school provider, I have traveled extensively in almost 40 states, and 3 foreign countries. Louisiana has a history of using low bidders for highway construction. If you are driving east across Texas, you know you have crossed the Louisiana state line by the pot holes, and the condition of the pavement. Back in the days when we all had CB radios instead of the internet and the cell phones, I often heard the 18 wheeler truck drivers say "Breaker one-nine. Low bidder strikes again. " My momma always used to say, "You get exactly what you pay for."
We strive to be competitive in this age of the internet when all smoke school providers post their fees for comparison. One provider cuts their fees in hopes of hitting the big time, and others follow. Don't rule us out if you think our private fees are too high. I am willing to listen and negotiate. We are here to serve your needs the best way we can to provide you with the best training quality and dependability available. We know how important compliance is to your company reputation. If you think smoke school is just about obtaining a certificate, then you are sadly mistaken. Whitlow is here for you before, during, and after certification and we are the visible emissions experts with 3 retired inspectors on hand.
Before you consider a private school, first check our smoke school locations to see if we already have a school near you. Sometimes plants like to have private smoke schools at the plant if they need to train 20 people or more. If you don't have 20 people to train, but you would like to see a Whitlow smoke school in your area you could get together with some of your friends at the other plants in the area. You can participate in the Refer a Friend to Smoke School program. Email us to suggest an open school location at or near your plant. It is much easier for us to approve open school locations if you beat the bushes to find us customers in the area. We would appreciate some leg work on finding a park in the area. Call us anyway if you can not come up with 20 people or if you definitely found anyone cheaper than us.
In most cases it is better for us to schedule an open school in a park in your area. Sometimes your employees feel more at ease in a park because the park offers an atmosphere more conducive to learning. The park has a training atmosphere that has less traffic, less safety risk, and less background noise. The background noise interferes with our public address system and makes the test more difficult to pass. Parks with picnic shelters offer protection from rain, snow, and shade from the sun. Most parks have a few green trees that offer a better contrasting background for reading white smoke during the test. It is very difficult to pass the white smoke certification test if you have white smoke, dust, or a haze in the background. Open schools often help you to avoid the 20 person minimum and our travel expenses. Email us to suggest an open school in your area.
If you prefer a private school to train at least 20 people, then you may email us to request a private school at your plant. You can also keep life simple and fast by giving us a phone call Contact us .
Notice- something to think about, a word of caution:
I am not bragging here, just stating facts. Whitlow is the most qualified smoke school provider, the best. We have 3 retired Louisiana DEQ employees on the staff. All 3 of us have taken smoke school training as Air Quality Inspectors for 30 years. We have been there, done that, and took a picture of it. We are the experts in environmental compliance and smoke school. We do it right the first time. We issue customer service. A few companies have tried us before and then wanted to try another smoke school provider that beat our price. They learned the hard way that we were the best. You always get what you pay for. My daddy always used to say time is money.
Our schedule fills up very fast, 6 months in advance. We are here to please you. If you earn a slot in the schedule for a private school, you are lucky because they fill up fast. If you get a slot in the semiannual cycle, you need to keep it, especially from March to May. We are extremely busy during these mild weather months. If you loose your slot, we may not be able to accommodate you when you want us back. Just a fact Jack. As my good friend Jerry Reed use to sing, "When you hot, you hot, when you not , you not."
There are several advantages of having smoke school at your plant.
Free smoke school- government reimbursement of smoke school fees
No travel time
No travel expenses
Reduced time lost from the job
We focus our opacity certification test in ranges that are important. Your permit calls for low opacity levels below 50%. Therefore we focus in readings from zero to fifty. We give precise close up and personal instructions and we keep the test simple.
The atmosphere with fun and food at our smoke schools is almost like a holiday. Give your employees a break. They have worked hard for you and they deserve it. We build morale and morale builds productivity.
Remember that our training expertise enables us to train up to 100 people in a single day. Most people pass the test in the first run, in about 90 minutes. The optional classroom usually takes about 2 hours.
Train up to 20 or 1000000000 people for around the clock coverage by qualified and certified smoke readers in preparation of Title V or any air quality permit
This will give your environmental staff a break so they can tackle more important issues that occur at your plant
You do not have to send all of your people at one time. Send some in the morning and some in the afternoon. For an extra fee we can hold the school for 2 days.
We have 2 offices and 3 crews available to conduct private smoke schools.
Estimated fees for private on-site smoke schools
EPA Visible Emissions Opacity Training and Method 9 Certification at Your Plant-Fun stress free smoke school training and free hot lunch. Please scroll down to learn more about our private schools or just give us a telephone call. If you want to find the answer fast about private schools, just call the office Contact us and discuss your needs. We will be happy to send you an estimate. When you call us for a private school we will need the following: company name, your name, phone number and extension, cell phone number, fax number, company mailing address, the desired date for the training, the number of people for the classroom and the number of people for the EPA Method 9 Field-test and Certification. We invoice for a minimum of 20 people for a private school.
You can save some time during your inquiry about a private school by looking at our Schedule or our smoke school locations to pick some possible dates. We have 3 crews on the road. Crew 1 (C1) and Crew 3 (C3) are based in West Monroe in northeast Louisiana and Crew 2 (C2) is based in Odon in southwest Indiana on our Schedule . Find a date when one of the crews is either at the office or near your location.
Uncle George.
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Fees for having private smoke school at your plant
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WANT YOU to come to smoke school.

The Whitlow team includes 4 retired Louisiana DEQ employees and other very qualified team members dedicated to routine maintenance, quality control, and customer service. With over 100 years combined experience in environmental protection and smoke school we are the experts. We choose locations with your comfort in mind. Each location has a convenient classroom, clean restrooms, a shelter form sun and rain, and a contrasting background for reading smoke. We serve you free hot coffee, fresh donuts, cold bottled water, sodas, and a great lunch at each location. We desire to make you feel at home. We calibrate our equipment electronically and visually with the human eye before, during, and after each smoke school. We check the zero drift before and during each test run. If the zero is off, everything is off. We take our time giving the test, so you can keep up. We give precise instructions on how to take the test. If you pay close attention and bring a positive attitude, you will pass sooner than later. If you are having difficulty understanding what to do prior to the actual test, please ask for assistance. We are prepared to stay at each location until you certify to become a smoke reader. Remember, patience and attitude are everything. Be prepared. The first test run each day will take a little longer because we take the time to teach you how to take the test. Additional test runs will be quicker. Historically, most people pass by the third run because of our exceptional teaching skills. If necessary, we will retest until dark.
We would love for you to try Whitlow Smoke School and see the difference. If you have previously registered for, and paid for another upcoming smoke school by another provider, then send in a copy of your receipt along with your registration and you can attend your first Whitlow Smoke School free. What a deal!
We always provide hot coffee, fresh donuts, ice cold water, soft drinks, and great tasting lunches at each location. If you prefer a certain type of food please let us know before the school and we will try to accommodate your tastes.
Initially, we will choose smoke school dates compatible with previous smoke school providers. Eventually, we will provide additional dates in the hope of milder weather.
Welcome to Whitlow
Smoke School and welcome to customer service. We are a Disabled Veteran owned
and family operated small
business and we are a member of the
Better Business Bureau.
Please pass all of this information to your employees. Thanks for coming.
we are burning up daylight.
Uncle
G Artie Whitlow
My Novel A Smoke School Prize worth keeping.